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There's just no polite way to say "Buy me things", is there?
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entry for 2004-10-22 (02:22)
In which our plucky young hero thinks apple-smithing is the new swan-cramming.
While we were picking up emergency late night
heroin needles pie filling injectors at the Dominion tonight, I noticed the rack of bakery pies included something called, and I quote, WILD for BLUEBERRY PIE. Like, it's really wild blueberry pie, but it's actually indicating that you're wild about blueberries, get it?
Me, I'd start selling GRANNY can SMITH my APPLE anytime PIE pies, just to see if anyone would complain.(Browse: previous or next. Notes: post or read.)
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