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Doug vs. Japanese Snack Foods: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.

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diaryland: sirilyan.diaryland.com: entry for 2001-05-15 (13:48:00)
In which our plucky young hero, Superghost, has no comment.

Further to dreams, I must explain the worst part of dreams of prosaic, everyday activity: there are times you need to pause and think, "Did this actually happen, or did I just dream it?"

If I hadn't taken that moment of contemplation, for example, one of my ex-girlfriends might have received the following email:

Dear $name_of_ex,

What the hell did I ever do to you that you told the Washington Post all those lies? You can't imagine how much those accusations hurt, or how much trouble I got into with the EPA.

On the other hand, you did give me that superhero potion that lets me walk through walls, so I guess I might be able to forgive you.

Love,
Doug

Apparently, my subconscious occasionally relaxes the standards for "prosaic".

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