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But wait, there's more.
There's just no polite way to say "Buy me things", is there?
Need a band name?
rant is where the heart is
entry for 2004-03-01 (14:46)
In which our plucky young hero loves the word"play".
I'd better make these puns now, before everyone who would understand why they're puns is dead:
1. I've been working on a special depilatory cream in my spare time. You'll rub it on your face, and wherever you do your whiskers will stop growing forever. I will call it Perma-Shave.
2. Did you hear about the album they released in Chicago of sounds of people urinating on mass transit? It's only available on El pee.
3. Tippecanoe and Tyler too.(Browse: previous or next. Notes: post or read.)
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