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entry for 2001-03-05 (08:53:50)
In which our plucky young hero talks about the weather, but does nothing about it.
Okay, where I live, we don't get earthquakes. We don't get hurricanes, our blizzards aren't that great by comparison, and there hasn't been a decent mudslide in years.
We do, however, get occasional tornadoes.
One of my warmest, sweetest memories was the time that we had tornadoes touching down a few minutes outside of town, and the local weather guy commented thusly: "We've heard reports that there are people who are going out to the tornado to get a better look up close. I can't stress this enough: these people are very stupid and this is an idiotic thing to do."
Unfortunately, he apologized afterward. Wimp.(Browse: previous or next. Notes: post or read.)
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