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entry for 2001-03-28 (00:01:01)
Special CRAZY TALK extra: Canonical list of band names
Band names:
- Crazy Bike Scheme
- Better Than Artichokes
- Flaky Cohorts
- Scourge Elite
- Supercilious Roberts
- Spontaneous McBride
- Evil Genius Busboy
- Theme Cannibals
- Acid Trucks
- The Melon Farmers (courtesy a Hissyfitter)
- Looms, Too, And Lords
- Bourbon Legends (actual band name, independently created)
- Double Backing Trickster
- The Caffeine Monkeys
- Porn Lamp
- Banana Aftertaste
- Eggplant Pizza
- Forty-Some of Ill Repute
- Thora and Her Junta
- Chomsky Porn Collective
- 3.2 Microbrew
- Jesus Christ Sperling (word, Tom)
- The Economic Satans
- The Toting Demijohns
- Jesus Fargo
- Irony Will Destroy Us
- The Hamsters UK
- Timmy the Springs Dealer
- The Surprising Rinkydinks (thanks, Kat)
- Psychic Freak (jen7)
- The Martian Suicides (Kat)
- Paranoid Ketchup (Jo)
- Pants Status (Ardie)
- Second Class Funk
- Covert Bong
- Fat Lazy Ferrets
- Factory Second Oompa-Loompas (Tom)
- Pikachu Seizure Posse (Ard)
- Goth on the Beach (Iambe)
- Jeune Trudeau (Iambe)
- The Parka of Tomorrow (seen on an old sign in Winnipeg)
- Corn Dust Kaiser (guest submission by Chris Hallaxs)
- Sex Plane Hijack
- Leopard Tension and the Jello Hotel (word, J)
- Slums of Ottawa (Petra)
- Pimp Tooth (Decoder)
- Secret Monkey Project (inspired by Shlippy)
- Chinese In Poco (the redoubtable Jay)
- The Unclassified Gerbils (deena)
- Sex Cookies (via Corey)
- Downmarket Cocaine
- Sauron Was Framed
- Clem Chompers and the Chowder Approximations
- The Award-Winning Sudden Violence (happy, Ard?)
- Single Boomerang Theory
- Cats Can Fetch (Iambe)
- Young Canadian Liberation Army (Partygirl)
- Benevolent Ass (Ciannait)
- Good Sticky (Verdine)
- Plant Backed Turtle (JP)
- The Search for Scott
- Symbionese Soft-Shoe Revue (Leah)
(In response to the three most frequently asked questions... Yes, I collect these things. No, they're not real bands. And all I ask for any name on this list is 5% of your signing bonus.)
Media Watch!
June 28, 2001: The folks who follow Iambe came up with a few of their own when she linked to this page. I am particularly impressed with/jealous of Cops Versus Donuts, Stress Doubt, and Steve's Daunting Childhood.
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