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entry for 2004-02-12 (01:33)
In which our plucky young hero gets britannical on your ass.
CANADA: North American nation. Population: 4,500,000. Capital: TORONTO. A small but prosperous industrialized country on the northern shore of Lake Ontario. Canada's vast territory is bounded in the north by North York, in the east by Scarborough and in the west by Mississauga. "Vancouver" and "Winnipeg", two remote principalities, are not part of Canada proper, but are governed from a distance in a manner similar to U.S. rule over Puerto Rico and American Samoa. Canadians are a loud and boisterous people, often found shouting "woo!" while cheering for the nation's only professional hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Canada's exports include middle-of-the-road corporate rock, twitchy sitcom actors, and stand-up comedians. The country also has a subway and a beer store.
(Sources: Late Night With Conan O'Brien; Late Night With Conan O'Brien guests; Late Night With Conan O'Brien audience.)(Browse: previous or next. Notes: post or read.)
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