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diaryland: sirilyan.diaryland.com: entry for 2003-11-09 (16:45)
In which our plucky young hero has Plans For The Future.

Irritating things I would like to someday do:

1. Obtain a job as the music reviewer for a small zine and/or weekly newspaper. I will win loyal hipster readership by reusing the same review of every single punk and pop-punk album I am sent. This review will be "I liked these guys a lot better when they called themselves Green Day." (For dance albums, I will say that the band was a lot better when they were called 2 Unlimited.)

2. Run for mayor of Toronto on an urban core separatist platform. If everyone south of Bloor votes for me, while the rest of the city split their vote four or five ways, I could lead this city into either a new urbanist utopia or a bloody civil war. I dare you to find out which.

3. Kill them all and let God sort them out.

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