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diaryland: sirilyan.diaryland.com: entry for 2001-12-01 (17:04:00)
In which our plucky young hero Just Knew.

16:51:30 gemgirl: wow. I wish I was rich

16:51:43 Sirilyan: Why exactly?

16:51:57 gemgirl: cuz I'm looking at stuff on ebay and I want it all

16:52:46 Sirilyan: Stay calm. Take deep breaths. The Heckle and Jeckle salt and pepper shakers will not, in fact, improve your life.

16:52:58 gemgirl: shut up. *giggle*

16:53:27 Sirilyan: There *are* Heckle and Jeckle salt and pepper shakers there. I know there are. I don't even need to look to know.

16:53:35 gemgirl: how do you know?

16:54:18 Sirilyan: Because they're retro crap nobody wants that would definitely have seemed like a good idea at the time to someone with a licensing fee burning a hole in their pocket.

16:54:32 gemgirl: hmmmm...I'm going to look

16:54:42 Sirilyan: Besides, what else are you going to make cartoon crows into, a grand piano? ;-)

16:54:51 gemgirl: LMAO silly boy

16:55:27 Sirilyan: And, he says with a FLOURISH OF TRIUMPH: http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1040805696

(Fear my powers of pop culture omniscience, kids. Fear them.)

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