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There's just no polite way to say "Buy me things", is there?

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I'm baded and jitter. So are these people. (And why not follow the previous, next, or random links?)

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Doug vs. Japanese Snack Foods: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.

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diaryland: sirilyan.diaryland.com: entry for 2001-07-23 (23:09:00)
In which our plucky young hero accepted the charges.

Today, I got a collect call, as best I can determine, from Simon the Chipmunk.

"This is SaskTel. You have a collect call from Hey, you motherfucker! You may press 1 now to accept the charges."

What, are you kidding? Of course I pressed 1! How often do you get a celebrity calling you collect, let alone cursing you out?

And you know what he did? He hung up. He hung up!

Stupid four-eyed rat bastard. I'm glad he got stuck doing backup vocals.

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