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There's just no polite way to say "Buy me things", is there?
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rant is where the heart is
entry for 2001-07-23 (23:09:00)
In which our plucky young hero accepted the charges.
Today, I got a collect call, as best I can determine, from Simon the Chipmunk.
"This is SaskTel. You have a collect call from Hey, you motherfucker! You may press 1 now to accept the charges."
What, are you kidding? Of course I pressed 1! How often do you get a celebrity calling you collect, let alone cursing you out?
And you know what he did? He hung up. He hung up!
Stupid four-eyed rat bastard. I'm glad he got stuck doing backup vocals.(Browse: previous or next. Notes: post or read.)
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