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But wait, there's more.
There's just no polite way to say "Buy me things", is there?
Need a band name?
rant is where the heart is
entry for 2000-08-16 (02:00:41)
In which our plucky young hero insists "rat" is short for "rational".
Of late, I have adopted for myself a new monicker: the Rat Bastard. "Hi," I tell everyone. "My name's Doug and I'm a rat bastard."
Nobody seems to believe me.
Of course, it could be worse; they could agree with me instantly. That'd be exactly what I was asking for, but it'd still sting a little. It's only fun being the Rat Bastard when you still get treated like the Nice Guy.(Browse: previous or next. Notes: post or read.)
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